Inner City Bus Blues ...

[beardfreak]

Tried to stop a guy from inhaling gas on a bus once. Didn't work, got threatened with violence.

Told the guy that I had seen plenty of violence in my time, whilst silently pushing a turtle out of my rear exit.

His eyes glazed over and I decided to exit stage left.

True story.

Once kicked a tramp up the arse on a bus once for groping a member of the public. His arse was very soft and I felt the tip of my boot sink into his floppy cheeks.

Another true tale of inner city bus blues.

[jimi d]

you should have pi**ed on him..............