I'm registered on the PCPro/MacUser forums, and this American lady arrived... not sure if it's somebody winding up, but ...
http://www.pcpro.co.uk/wwwthreads/print ... ype=thread
...and believe me, there's much more to show that this woman is more like some stupid American tart than a wind-up.
Just to add, this post has nothing to do with computers at all...